A customer told me he received the poorest service last night. It was supposed to be an insult, but I know I can do worse. Challenge on.
Wife: Well if you wouldn’t fucking fart all night long.
Husband: *Door slam, tire squeal, drive away.
My coworker actually still uses the term “colored people.” I have to get out of here.
I just saw a guy wearing a white had ride a moped up and down main street in Reedsburg, WI. Trying to holla at some hotties?
In Wisconsin Dells, holla(r) means to scold.
In Minneapolis, holla(r) means to greet.
So, when I told the other waitresses that I was going to holla at the customers that just walked in, they looked at me like I was crazy. I just meant that I was going to bring them menus and tell them about the specials.
Doings
- Function: noun
- Date: back in the day
- Etymology: rural Wisconsin
1
: an gathering of people for social purposes 2: an appropriate setting to
a: serve casserole
b: gossip about your neighbors
c: pretend to be doing something when there is nothing to do
Ex: Mrs. Bill Miller hosted a doings on Friday, May 29. It was attended by Mrs. Jack Kaminski, Mrs. Richard Schmidt, and Mrs. Joe O’Neil. Finger sandwiches, noodle salad, and lemon bars were served. A good time was had by all.
I love small town grocery stores. They always smell like donuts.
Table B1 - Your kids are fat assholes.
Table B6 - I could tell you were a bitch before you walked out on your order.
Coworker with the 80s haircut - Yes, I am quiet. Please stop telling me that every time we work together. It’s getting awkward….kind of like your haircut.
Goofy looking bald man - I wish all my customers were as deliriously happy as you.
